You know you need to lose the baby weight if:
1. You're still wearing maternity clothes - and it's been 5 years since you had the baby.
2. People are smiling sweetly at you and letting you go ahead of them in line.
3. Your highest criteria in selecting clothing is "stretchy".
4. The "junk in the trunk" has overflowed to the entire car.
5. You hear, "Oh what an adorable little chubby thing!" and they are referring to YOU.
6. Apples and pears not only feed you, they DESCRIBE you.
7. You've forgotten that eating for two ends when you have the baby.
8. Your husband is referred to as your "lesser half" LITERALLY.
9. You experience a mild "girth-quake" when you walk.
10. You've heard the question, "When are you due?" in the last week.
Keep the faith! Hope this made you laugh in the midst of it all!
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