Are you a mommy?

Just for smiles...
You know you're a mommy if:

1. A trip to the grocery store alone gets you all pumped up.
2. Exciting day = cleaning the whole house.
3. You regularly wear one of the following at all times on your shirt: vomit, saliva, urine, "abc" food, boogers or poop - but don't mind.
4. Your spouse can sleep through a tornado but a cough can wake you up.
5. You refer to your spouse as "Daddy".
6. You delight in what you once took for granted: long walks alone, reading, SILENCE
7. Your new idea of "sexy" is wearing something other than sweats.
8. The "s" word is taboo but you seem to say "poopie" all the time.
9. You have to say things like, "Please take your elbow out of his ear." or "No, boogers are not food."
10. Spontaneous "I love you"s make your soar to the moon.
11. You have prepared one of the following in the past week: mac n' cheese, chicken nuggets or pb&j
12. You have a short little person who looks suspiciously like you running around with your heart wrapped around his finger.
13. You're disgusted by things like farts, burps or drooling but if he is under 3 feet tall it's adorable.
14. Hand holding is a safety measure, not a romantic gesture.
15. Never before a morning person, you now jump out of bed at 5A.M. to respond to a cry.

If one or 15 of these apply to you, CONGRATULATIONS! you just might be a mommy!

Hope it made you laugh at least! Have a great week, and hang in there!